Comfort Sleep Pillow

 I just saw a commercial for adult "onesies'?
Really?
Have times gotten so tough that we must revert back to our early childhood for comfort?

 Let's take these Nipple Scarves a step further.

 Let some marketing genius combine a pillow like this with...

...a bra like this.

"The New Comfort Sleep Pillow by Ronco. Revert to an earlier less stressful time of comfort with this new Nipple Pillow. Sleep away your problems with this pillow which will remind everyone of the comfort of his mother's bosom. *Liquor filled bladder sold separately.", the ad might say.