I just saw a commercial for adult "onesies'?
Really?
Have times gotten so tough that we must revert back to our early childhood for comfort?
Let's take these Nipple Scarves a step further.
Let some marketing genius combine a pillow like this with...
...a bra like this.
"The New Comfort Sleep Pillow by Ronco. Revert to an earlier less stressful time of comfort with this new Nipple Pillow. Sleep away your problems with this pillow which will remind everyone of the comfort of his mother's bosom. *Liquor filled bladder sold separately.", the ad might say.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Brand-Cloud
Forget 'ad-sense' - it's dated and dull.
Who has time to read and click on things which seem to have disappeared because of their ever-present-ness?
The next step would be for someone to create "Brand Clouds" which would be updated based on clicks or times mentioned in each blog.
This would encourage people to write about brands and provide advertising for corporations.
Who has time to read and click on things which seem to have disappeared because of their ever-present-ness?
The next step would be for someone to create "Brand Clouds" which would be updated based on clicks or times mentioned in each blog.
This would encourage people to write about brands and provide advertising for corporations.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Ser Fer
What is one to do when they have all the new technology but they have no idea of how to use it?
Just drop by your local mall and we'll download movies, games or music for you.
From legal sites with only a small surcharge for our services.
We'll even sell you a disk burned from your purchases for your own records.
We also stock t-shirts, memory sticks and accessories for your media device.
Just drop by SerFer.com for more details.
Just drop by your local mall and we'll download movies, games or music for you.
From legal sites with only a small surcharge for our services.
We'll even sell you a disk burned from your purchases for your own records.
We also stock t-shirts, memory sticks and accessories for your media device.
Just drop by SerFer.com for more details.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Too Much
All I want is a simple texting service for my home phone.
As home phone service becomes obsolete - a new niche for providers must be created.
As home phone service becomes obsolete - a new niche for providers must be created.
Wouldn't a simple home phone texting service do the same thing, and for less?
Desirable services are supposed to make things easier - not more complex.
Verizon effed up in thinking that the world would buy a hybrid telephone/computer.
What is really needed is a simple texting service for home phones for those days when you don't really feel like talking to the person with whom you're trying to keep in touch
Verizon effed up in thinking that the world would buy a hybrid telephone/computer.
What is really needed is a simple texting service for home phones for those days when you don't really feel like talking to the person with whom you're trying to keep in touch
Secure Kid
Secure Kid is a service that provides GPS ankle attached tracking devices for rent at theme parks, county fairs, beaches and cruise ships - anywhere a parent might be concerned about losing contact with their children.
The devices come in bright colors (or black) and an ink packet explodes if forcefully removed without the magnetic release device. (Think; Those little white anti-theft tabs on clothing.)
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Half a Tree
(View from above and not to scale) Okay Pitts...
Instead of producing half of a Christmas tree,
What about just making a product that works with one's own artificial tree.
Made from either a heavy duty plastic or some inexpensive metal.
The C-clamps would fasten to the support pole of the tree and the flat plate (About 4"x9") would rest on the wall.
The pin holes on the side would allow for adjustments for the distance between the tree and the wall.
Two could be used for corner applications.
The product could be marketed for apartment owners or those who don't have the space for an entire tree and sold for $9.99.
Instead of producing half of a Christmas tree,
What about just making a product that works with one's own artificial tree.
Made from either a heavy duty plastic or some inexpensive metal.
The C-clamps would fasten to the support pole of the tree and the flat plate (About 4"x9") would rest on the wall.
The pin holes on the side would allow for adjustments for the distance between the tree and the wall.
Two could be used for corner applications.
The product could be marketed for apartment owners or those who don't have the space for an entire tree and sold for $9.99.
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